So, what did the piano tuner say as he got off the deep-sea fishing boat? Click here for answer.





"I tried to tuna fish, but the darn thing was too slippery!"

What can I say? I didn't want to get expectations up too high on the first one.





Well, people need fish more than fish need people...





This is why you can't suck anything up a straw longer than 29 inches (760 mm), so now you know!





In which Doris gets her oats...(don't get it? You're not a Beatles fan.)





Fox...in my opinion.





Don't worry it gets a lot more gross in later labs.





So don't try to sell carbon monoxide detectors to fish in very cold water (or refrigerators either, for that matter).





It is interesting that the most primitive fish breathe like we do...Hmmm.





Pity the FW fish who never drinks, but pees constantly...





Envy the SW fish who drinks constantly, but never pees...





Like a ham (or salted mackerel) in a pickling brine!





Have you women ever known men like that?





Aren't you glad our nephrons reabsorb most of that water?





Well, they all have a mouth and anus, at least.





Did you kiss Anableps? No? Why not?! Because he's a fish? Because he has four eyes?? Either way you need to take a hard look at yourself!





That's why fish always sing off key.





This is your cephalon. This is your cephalon on Calphalon.





Note that teleosts represent the pinnacle of vertebrate evolution and tetrapods are a derivative offshoot approximately parallel to gar fish.