Q: What is The Party Of Darkness?

 A: The Party of Darkness is a campus political unit which attempts every year to ruin the SGA (Student Government Association) elections by revealing the utter ridiculousness of having elections for a "government" that has no power whatsoever.

Q: Hmmm...so...what do you stand for?

 A: The eventual abolishment of the "Student Leader" cliques and the "Good 'Ol Boy" system of administration and beating the
 

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 and their asses and kicking out the brown-nosing schmucks who have turned this center of supposedly higher education into drivel. Nobody who so expertly shovels it with both hands should be allowed to run a friggin' University. Whoops. Kind of lost it for second there. Anyway, we don't like 'em because they suck. Yeah.

Q: Do you really think you're funny?

A: No.

Q: Are you all a bunch of weird Gothic nerds, like the Trenchcoat Mafia or something?

 A: Hell No! HELL NO! *Kick* *Kick* *Kick*

Q: Ow! But you ARE nerds, aren't you?

 A: Yes.  And we all live in Melrose, and we are all Computer Science majors.  Now leave me alone.

Q: Does POD have a theme song which sums up the essential ideology of your platform and your candidates' personal philosophies?

 A: We're between themes right now.

Q: This FAQ is starting to look pretty pointless. Are you ever going to say anything useful or are you just going to rant about various themes?

A: You should ask better questions. All of your problems are, in the end, just like this one: your own damn fault.

Q:  I still think your FAQ sucks.

A:  It's my FAQ, and if I want it to suck, then...shut up.

Q:  What does POD think about the termination of the SGA Discussion Page?

 A: We think it gives better reason to solicit a new Discussion Page.

Q: So, you're the guys who tried to "Dissolve the SGA," right?

A:  And didn't we do a great job?

Q: Do you really think the SGA is a waste of time and money? Why?

 A: Read The Beacon and see if you can find why SGA deserves to get such a hefty chunk of your Activities Fee. Then see how much you enjoy having your campus plastered with inane flyers every spring (just when the weather is turning gorgeous), how much you enjoy standing in line to vote (assuming you vote), and being harassed by people you don't know with brochures, cards, and other campaign trash (worse than Temple Baptists sometimes, they are).  It's the ballgame of the administration, not the students.

Q: So what's this I hear about some campus conspiracy Scarabbean stuff?

A:  You aren't paranoid are you?

Q: Hmmm...something's fishy about this government stuff. What a waste of student time and money! How do I join the POD Revolution?

 A: First, join the PoD mailing list.  Just send us an email requesting to be put on the list.  Then, come to the meetings when announced!

Q: I'm kind of thirsty. Do you have anything to drink?

 A: Sure, help yourself. Fridge is over there.

Q: Oh, thanks. You want anything?

 A: No thanks. I'm on a diet.

Q: So how many people read this FAQ page?

 A: Just you, don't you feel stupid?

Q: My ass itches.

Q2: Hey! We don't want none of them ass-itchers around here!

Q: Who is that?

 A: Nobody. Just some bigot. We keep him locked up.

Q2: Don't make me come out there!

Q: This is a little disconcerting.

 A: He's harmless. Don't worry about him. Bring that itchy ass over here.

Q: Ahhh ....