Currently	$15.50		First bid	$0.01
	Quantity	1		# of bids	7 (bid history)
	Time left	9 days, 18 hours +		Location	Rocky Top, TN
				Country	United States
	Started	Jan-31-00 16:52:11 PST		(mail this auction to a friend)
	Ends	Feb-10-00 16:52:11 PST		(request a gift alert)
	Seller (Rating)	partyofdarkness1 (partyofdarkness@yahoo.com) (1)
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	High bid	clrd4takof (clrd4takof@aol.com) (24)
	Payment	Money Order/Cashiers Checks, Personal Checks, See item description for payment methods accepted
	Shipping	Buyer pays actual shipping charges, Will ship to United States only, See item description for shipping charges

^TM

Proudly Presents...

University for Sale!

That's right, you can own your very own underfunded, overpopulated UNIVERSITY!

Home of the Tennessee Volunteers, this school is the semi-proud host of over
26,000 disgruntled college students.

The governor doesn't care what happens to us, so now the students
are taking control! All we ask in return is 26,000 certified college
degrees or enough money for each of us to complete our educations at more
respected colleges in more respected towns.
Hey, it's not asking that much when you see what you'll get!

For example:

• The JumboTron
• All the orange you can stand
• The 1998 National Championship
• Neyland Stadium
• Thompson Boling Arena (Great for Parties!)
• Some really old buildings!
• Spacious parking lots
• Plenty of construction sites
• A bell tower with recorded bell sounds
• Stylish student housing and dining selections
• That "old college student atmosphere"
• An Alma Mater that nobody knows the words to
• The musical tolling of Knox. City Fire Engines at 3 a.m.
• Catchy street names such as "Philip Fulmer Way" and "Chamique Holdsclaw Drive"
• A library that looks like something out of Q-bert
• Various other delights that will wander out of back alleys in time...

And, if you hurry, we'll throw in a deluxe L.L. Bean book bag!

High bidder pays actual shipping charges

Sorry, no alcoholic beverages are allowed on campus, but hey...

Dry Campus My Ass!

Serious bidders only, please.

This fine auction brought to you by The Party of Darkness
Keeping Evil Alive at U.T. since 1994

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On 01/31/00 at 17:02:54 PST, seller added the following information:

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University of Tennessee - Slightly Used (Item #250638119)

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